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Is it just me, but that "Chinese Invention" standard for connectors is abysmally poor (max 100W watertight connectors shouldn't be bigger than 8x8x40mm)?
Guys on this board are legends indeed!
"how long is the string" thingy...
From what you explained - 800 notes is very reasonable for the work need be done, I'm in (or was) very much after the vehicle like it... Slowly growing and accepting, just not for me, no longer. Turns out they do get very troublesome once they start going wrong and eternally expensive to repair
Your Q? - how much for... I'd say stick it for a 900, be reasonably honest and most likely you'll get a plonker to take it off your hands (like me), but I've found few as low as 600, with many unknowns in it, but list of troubles for a new owner is literally draw of a luck, if one buys those. If someone is keen, but makes you an offer- take it, but I, at least- changed my mind about MK2 vehicles, as if they are worth what owners think they are.
My $0.02ct on it, if it matters. 
Well thanks Ken & John for taking the time to reply and sharing your expertise, you've helped me rule out some possible causes.
When I find out exactly what the problem is I'll update this post.
It might be some time as read that Wynns Formula Gold sorted a Citroen C5 hdi with a similar problem so going to run that through the system in the next fill up before spending on diagnostics or parts
It is rather frustrating without good-helpful-experienced mechanic advice or even diagnosis, but I'm in the market for a MK2 and already annoyed mechanic with all sorts of questions, like, one van I inspected and it was as per what symptoms you say, especially on HDI models
1- Injectors blocked, warned out possibility of 3/4 chances
2- Head whopped possibility of 1/2 the cases
3- Sensors burned, faulty etc- 2/3 possibility
All or either above are only possible to find out by lengthy and expensive process of elimination
Sorry to be the messenger of bad news
(Not sorry), as I nearly drove the van like it back home..
Scratch wrote:Woohoo, a whole set of sections for me, thanks guys, I'm totally chuffed :-)
And hopefully more to come!
The headers (Maintenance) etc should be indicating Mk1, Mk1 Facelift- blank, but MK2 and MK3 should say so MK2 General or MK3 Maintenance ?
@Citroen Jumpy (Dispatch)
"Lucky" or not, problem solved
@kenbw2 @OAT
Quality investigation!
Does it have to be a van?
If mine blew up tomorrow, I would need something instant and importantly, that I could reasonably sleep in. I think appropriate small van's would be out of the question but there are so many more large estates and people carriers. I haven't checked any out but have my fingers crossed that I could find something with a few years left in it for half what I might need for a van. Otherwise it will be a buss pass for me.
Yes and no.
For once, if I'm unsure what will be needed, I'm struggling to get the lot in already
yes, MK2 is ever so slightly but bigger...
Thingies like Ulyse, Synergie etc... dunno, didn't think off too much, although have considered BMW X5, and few other bigger 4x4's, even I'd end up with worse of all worlds.
Got me thinking, which is not necessarily good thing, I might do something irrational... might not
Bullet dodged! Any better prospects on the horizon?
Herm... gone off mate, gonna do one more or couple of viewings, bur funnily enough there are whole lot less of them at rock bottom prices... apart from few death traps...
But yes, over the moon, my MK1 still works, still got bit use out in it left, wasn't "forced-rushed" in to just getting it... phew!
AlvyLad wrote:side doors misaligned so much, that NS (passenger) side doesn't even shut first time round
I'm glad it's not just the Mk1s that are affected by this!
AlvyLad wrote:ANW, glad wasted my time (diesel) and not my money, as it isn't worth anything, clueless how he's got MOT for it (6 months remaining) and in pictures looked ever so nice...
I'm sure he knows a guy that can get that taken care of
AlvyLad wrote:I shall be way more careful with MK2's and especially those dodgy type of sellers...
If it seems too good to be true...
TBH, so many shades of white on that van (was cloudy anyway), I'm certain it was a write off at some stage, meaning, should've done online check on that too.
Now, I'm seriously peed off at myself to not to have checked SN numbers and things like it, as he only had a copy of V5... whole can of possible worms (scenarios there), could've taken pics of SN's etc and given a heads up to FUZZ to "inquire" about it all... as in the "yard" there were other 3 cars and two vans, that he wasn't saying if they are his or not etc etc.
Just as I said, "done with", he clearly is even dodgier, than just that one van was.
Just back...
1.5 hrs drive one way, half an hour wasted checking it all- round and an hour and a 1/4 to get back.
The lad, that is selling his??? van at first seemed to be struggling to speak in English, but as I got there become clear, he is most obnoxious arrogant type, I've met for years.
Findings:
Rusted more than mine (6 years younger) Mk2...
Engine smokes like crazy on a start up, although water filler bottle doesn't look like gasket gone, but mileage is 100% clocked, as mine with higher mileage smokes less, could be whatever- not really interested TBH
side doors misaligned so much, that NS (passenger) side doesn't even shut first time round
ANW, glad wasted my time (diesel) and not my money, as it isn't worth anything, clueless how he's got MOT for it (6 months remaining) and in pictures looked ever so nice...
Rant over, onwards and upwards, but now, I shall be way more careful with MK2's and especially those dodgy type of sellers...
That's quite the bunch! The best of a bad bunch I'd say is the Vito assuming no major issues. Maybe the 1.6 Mk2 Scudo
Literally all the others are non-runners, so has to raise the question of why scrap one spares-repairs to buy another?
AlvyLad wrote:LWB mhmhmhmhhhhhh!!!!!!
If ever I had to replace mine, I'd definitely be eyeing a LWVB Mk2
You do make sense, but rust on mine... Unfinished business with few other things, then literally too small to fit all gear in, that's needed... Sounds like throwing good money after the bad, kinda seems like investing in a new vehicle would make sense and this god damn ULEZ makes alot off difference, as couple of jobs, I've already declined, just because off that
It's not like I'm getting one or the other this week or the next, but am tempted to go and see some of them, chuck an offer and perhaps start repairs to get in to shape, to serve me for few years in the future
Mind you, I'm not even pretending to be mechanic, at least, I don't want to, as I've no skills, nor facilities, but it's clear, I need to make contingency plans.
Yeah, that LWB, investing some £500-700 would/could/maybe make me happy, but you never know what else would come up with needing to be able to rely on.
Vito?- nah, driven, looked at few years ago- damn they do rust, and not just panels, structurally, esp around engine and mounts...
Dunno, the lot to consider, dunno, if I'm just going to jump the gun, dunno, if that just exactly the time for yet, but post Jan blues, it often is the case, that bangers, get grabbed, and absolute mingers are left to try to siff through
Few listings looked at
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/ford-tra … 1472588196
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/volkswag … 1472384046
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/ford-transit-/1472581889
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/mercedes … 1472578496
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/ford-tra … 1472490067
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/nissan-n … 1472383154
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/volkswag … 1471930561
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/citroen- … 1472577358 LWB mhmhmhmhhhhhh!!!!!!
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/2001-ex- … 1472571387
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/citroen- … 1472505436
https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/fiat-scu … 1472481552
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https://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/citroen- … 1472281371
Hello Gents and Ladies,
MK1 user and abuser, as you might have learned, but lately few more things are developing in a bad way with it, so much so, that soon I'll be forced to change it.
Would love all the stereotypes and opinions, as long as it's budget conscious?
Looking and getting slightly depressed as how dear they are, whilst I need a bigger one and ideally ULEZ compliant... TBH thinking of getting and old banger like X5 with darkened windows etc
MK2?- well, honestly they rust as much, if not more, than MK1, hardly any bigger (a MUST)
VW Transporter MK3-4 too expensive to buy, extournate to maintain
Traffic type of thingies- INJECTORS, most are run to near death, that are on for sale
M$ Vito- the ones in-near budget are (not MK1) and MK2-3 - made in Spain, some are literally having cables to hold the engines in- RUST
Transits MWB- unsafe to have anything in them, like s4it for the flies (thieves), bit wide, bit thirsty, rusty
Anything I'm missing for a £1- 1.5k budget?
Thanks @Scratch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdcqG-tIAWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QODTauwfZn8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-g73HXKk824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BwZlVcm73s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4WfWXFFKI0
and onwards
I remember to have seen this channel, subscribed to... and never watched them
his other "cruising the cut" was mega interesting... not that much lately either
I'd get a garden hose and put on sprinkler nozzle to see where it actually find it's way in
Few less muddled up threads stickied would be good as in eventual solved- "guides to"
Don't think we can afford the entry fee AlvyLad :0
I've no compliments for my old girl, she clearly deserves some, as never mind cheap to "entry", repairs are way simpler and cheaper too... If not rust... And road tax
Just imagine them youngens sweating each time something squeaky happens 
Are the non owners allowed to do "window shopping" for the luxuries in owning and repairs of Dispatch vans (be it MK3)?

Herm, I'll leave this to the better mechanically minded experts here, to me sounds a bit like belt snapping (partial shredding), that perhaps even water pump start clanking and then stopping...
Better still would be if you'd perhaps make a video w sound?
Depends on your model (MK1, MK1 Facelift, MK2), the engine
https://www.eurocarparts.com/
Punch in registration and get to the parts what's needed, afterwards it'll be easy to find if it's Bosch or whatever make and part number, that will correspond to very many vehicles parts (for Synergie, Ulyses, Expert, Scudo)
https://dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk/foru … hp?id=1780
I believe, that's the cause, and rather simple solution for
Everything else is relatively cheaply replaceable
Actual Cat... Lottery, in theory they stop working after x-amount of hours/miles, new vehicles suffer way more in that respect, so my (guess- non professional opinion) SH might turn out better option BUT
But, you are getting through your MOT's with your trickery and these vans are "road-tax'ed" accordingly Euro-3, so not having one or having the fake one might work out the same...
Not really what you'd wish for as to get an informed advice, just (my, empty even) speculation 
found it
https://dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk/foru … hp?id=1637
hope helps to see which you have, which (if) the mount critical, but parts to replace are cheap, even if you wish to find even cheaper alternatives for
Dunno how to find on mobile, but I've had a tread about my exhaust configuration, that sounds like yours.
I've ended replacing most of it because I'm a dummy and previous visit at mechanics I've forgotten that he told me to replace middle mount with a new genuine one, that is rubber, with nylon strap on it, where he told me, I'll have it snapped and big job because of that.... 
And you!