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#1 2024-08-12 08:39:49

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Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

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#2 2024-08-12 09:19:48

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

I dont live in the city sad

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#3 2024-08-12 11:56:52

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

Are they of much plenty cheapness?


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#4 2024-08-12 13:08:43

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

Would they pay me for company and service?

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#5 2024-08-12 21:10:20

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

Can they weld?

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#6 2024-08-12 21:24:48

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

OAT wrote:

Can they weld?

I'm .. I've ruined my new keyboard with beer snots neutral  ops

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#7 2024-08-12 23:17:19

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

opening the link in Tor browser, i answered "no" to every question and they told me "i was in". even though i was not "18+ years old" or interested in dating. if only it was that easy in real life.

funny how i have been on every well known dating app and site for 10+ years (some since 2012) and somehow never had anything serious from it. hell ive only dated like 4 lasses in all that time all lasting under 1 month.
they instantly know i have the tism... which renders me ineart from acquiring a would be life mate. i have come to accept this and so fill the hole in my soul with "things" rather than love.

my other issue is that i like to go where people aren't. cant really meet someone in the middle of a woodland or logging track miles away from the nearest building. ugh people.


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#8 2024-08-12 23:46:38

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

JohnDragonMan wrote:

ugh people.

Bastards, the lot of 'em


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#9 2024-08-13 21:53:00

RegW
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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

JohnDragonMan wrote:

cant really meet someone in the middle of a woodland or logging track miles away from the nearest building. ugh people.

Oh I dunno
Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing


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#10 2024-08-13 23:06:37

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

RegW wrote:

Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing

I didn't know it at the time, but I think I was propositioned once when someone asked me "do you have any dogs in there?"

I was like, um no? Why? "Oh, we're just putting ours in the car"

I was very confused until I was later informed what they probably meant by "dogs".

Not to mention the time I was in a woodland car park repairing my internal light wiring. Apparently flashing your lights is a signal


2000 Citroen Dispatch 1.9TD XUD9 Camper Conversion
1999 Citroen Dispatch 1.9D DW8 Disassembled Camper Conversion
1996 Peugeot 806 1.9TD XUD9 Spare vehicle
1998 Citroen Synergie 1.9TD XUD9 Snapped timing belt

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#11 2024-08-14 12:14:58

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

kenbw2 wrote:
RegW wrote:

Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing

I didn't know it at the time, but I think I was propositioned once when someone asked me "do you have any dogs in there?"

I was like, um no? Why? "Oh, we're just putting ours in the car"

I was very confused until I was later informed what they probably meant by "dogs".

Not to mention the time I was in a woodland car park repairing my internal light wiring. Apparently flashing your lights is a signal

Not you, nor your looks, it's the van, that screams "dogging'mobile"

Not big deal, we won't judge you what you do or don't in it.

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#12 2024-08-14 22:15:34

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

kenbw2 wrote:

I was like, um no? Why? "Oh, we're just putting ours in the car"

Thank goodness you didn't say something like "I'm trying to the restraints on my bitch" yikes
yikes

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#13 2024-08-15 09:50:06

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

RegW wrote:
JohnDragonMan wrote:

cant really meet someone in the middle of a woodland or logging track miles away from the nearest building. ugh people.

Oh I dunno
Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing

Doggingaction.co.uk lol lol  We have a few beaches along the East Lothian cost what is on a UK list for dogging hotspots.

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#14 2024-08-15 18:02:11

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

Casper wrote:
RegW wrote:
JohnDragonMan wrote:

cant really meet someone in the middle of a woodland or logging track miles away from the nearest building. ugh people.

Oh I dunno
Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing

Doggingaction.co.uk lol lol  We have a few beaches along the East Lothian cost what is on a UK list for dogging hotspots.

Rather curious how do you come to know the site and hotspots? tongue

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#15 2024-08-16 22:39:49

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

AlvyLad wrote:
Casper wrote:
RegW wrote:

Oh I dunno
Dogging comes to mind
I hear some folk are very keen on that sort of thing

Doggingaction.co.uk lol lol  We have a few beaches along the East Lothian cost what is on a UK list for dogging hotspots.

Rather curious how do you come to know the site and hotspots? tongue

Longniddry Bents mate. Just along the road from me in North Berwick. How handy is that big_smile big_smile tongue

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#16 2024-08-17 01:40:49

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

For a moment I thought Longniddry Bents was a euphemism until I realised it was a real place   big_smile

North Berwick I know because of a family connection and knew there was a town called Longniddry
but the bents was unknown to me and caused a snigger or two.

Last edited by RegW (2024-08-17 01:42:10)


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#17 2024-08-17 12:49:33

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

Casper wrote:
AlvyLad wrote:
Casper wrote:

Doggingaction.co.uk lol lol  We have a few beaches along the East Lothian cost what is on a UK list for dogging hotspots.

Rather curious how do you come to know the site and hotspots? tongue

Longniddry Bents mate. Just along the road from me in North Berwick. How handy is that big_smile big_smile tongue

Yeah, I know I said it

Not big deal, we WILL judge you what you do or don't in it.

Should've known better to NOT to trust peoples promises on interwebz?
wink

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#18 2024-08-17 12:52:08

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

RegW wrote:

For a moment I thought Longniddry Bents was a euphemism until I realised it was a real place   big_smile

North Berwick I know because of a family connection and knew there was a town called Longniddry
but the bents was unknown to me and caused a snigger or two.

OMG, family connections in all? glasses

I'll get my coat! tongue

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#19 2024-08-18 01:00:42

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

so with me being a radio ham and my van looking like a porcupine with antennas, i like finding high up places to contact other ham radio users. a local place is Alport Heights and another is Middleton Top both in north derbyshire. sometimes i can be up there till it starts going light. i have a fair few stories of.. "advancements" while parked up. seen some shht too. stuff that made me cringe... and im a man of the internet.

i now have some magnetic signs that simply say "Security" on them that i put on the sides and back doors of my van. funny how everyone leaves when i roll up heh

sorry for spoiling your fun if any of you are a participant.  roll


- JohnDragonMan
Notice: I have the tendency to void warranties, blow fuses, cause fires, and other fun stuff.
Words of wisdom: Internally rust proof the sills and subframe! both skins!!. There's always user serviceable parts inside. "Oh that shouldn't have happened".
My 2005 Dispatch Camper Project big_smile

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#20 2024-08-18 03:00:22

kenbw2
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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

JohnDragonMan wrote:

i now have some magnetic signs that simply say "Security" on them that i put on the sides and back doors of my van. funny how everyone leaves when i roll up heh

Damn, I need to try that for when all the chavs turn up making loads of noise


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1999 Citroen Dispatch 1.9D DW8 Disassembled Camper Conversion
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#21 2024-08-18 10:45:31

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"great"
Us having a giggle brought IQ50 imbecile back
https://dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk/foru … hp?id=1979
Does he do so in a hope to make money or just for the sake of being annoying?

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#22 2024-08-18 14:45:16

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

FTFY

JohnDragonMan wrote:

"Security"

NOT sorry for spoiling your fun if any of you are a participant.  roll

My van in appearance alone screams dodgy   not doggy, doDgy!

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#23 2024-08-18 21:33:41

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Re: Search Beautiful Girls in your city for night

lol  lol  big_smile


- JohnDragonMan
Notice: I have the tendency to void warranties, blow fuses, cause fires, and other fun stuff.
Words of wisdom: Internally rust proof the sills and subframe! both skins!!. There's always user serviceable parts inside. "Oh that shouldn't have happened".
My 2005 Dispatch Camper Project big_smile

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