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Contact cleaner in the connector also a great shout!
Casper wrote:Who's the new guy
Dunno mate, they'll let anybody in here nowadays
I've noticed the place has really gone downhill since I joined.....

Who's the new guy

If you don't hear the lift pump when you turn the ignition to ON ...
The lift pump in the fuel tank hangs from the top of the tank.
The connecting cables come out the top of the tank and into a waterproof connector - you should be able to locate this coming out the top of the fuel tank without removing anything.
Both the male and female terminals on this connector can get corroded.
Try disconnecting the two ends and use sandpaper or similar to clean the pins and something like a tiny screwdriver to scrape away any corrosion in the sockets.
Good luck!
Nice try but no go, "too many requests". Thanks anyway.
Hey Anothertry2register,
Have you been having problems registering?
Please feel free to email me at: chris@dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk if you haven't got it sorted out.
Hey Dispatchdonk,
Do you know that you can buy a little converter box to allow your factory steering wheel controls to work with most makes of aftermarket stereo?
I used this but these guys can probably help you if in doubt. Email them.
The 2012-2016 van is high up on my list for next van also - I had a 2006 MKI for 8 years.
Is the DPF issue a particular problem for this incarnation?
And what are the implications if there's a problem? Can it be repaired / replaced?
LOL - that was the 3rd ever post on this forum!
Back in the day when it was mostly just me moaning about broken van things to myself!
Glad it helped you Dispatchdonk!
Hey Ken - hope yer well!
Sorry - did I not introduce myself?

Hoping to be there too!
Hi folks,
Thanks for the commiserations and thoughts!
It saddens me too after all this time.
I've spent a lot of money keeping it on the road and the last two MOTs in particular have been expensive and stressful.
This one though is just a couple of bridges too far.
Both sills are totally peppered with holes from front to back [they were both partly welded last year].
Ken - as you say the subframe is the biggest problem - the garage tried hard to get a replacement but to no avail. And of course you can't weld the subframe.
But on top of that, the brake servo and master cylinder both needed replaced along with most of the brake lines and callipers.
There was more too.
In the last few years I've more or less budgeted for £500-1000 / year to keep it on the road - this year would have been waaay beyond that.
Vaz - I do totally get that garages are sometimes keen to give up on old vehicles. They've always been really supportive though - they've helped me pull through a few of the tougher years.
This just feels like the end of the line for this van.
Will wait until the end of the week in case someone else picks this up.
Hey all,
Hope everybody's doin OK.
Sad tidings!
My trusty old van of 8½ years [and 80,000 miles] has finally succumbed to the elements and has an MOT failure list that my garage and I believe is way beyond worthy of attempting to fix.
In the space of two years the sills have gone from seemingly fine to utterly fecked. The sub frame too is so weak in parts that it can be manipulated.
I could go on ...
The van will be scrapped but if anyone wanted to salvage it I'd happily listen to any offers.
It is currently at a garage in Castle Douglas, Dumfries & Galloway and would need to be transported.
Things that may be of interest:
4 x almost-new budget tyres 205/65 15
recon turbo [40,000 miles ago]
recon alternator [40,000 miles ago]
almost-new low-pressure / lift fuel pump
The van runs really well. The engine was partially rebuilt 60,000 miles ago after a timing belt failure - with various new parts and a re-skim of the head.
It starts instantly every time.
The back of the van is heavily insulated although I'll be keeping my carpeted ply panels.
Any Qs - just give me a shout: chris@dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk
Not exactly sure what's next - but I'd love another one of these vans - they're pretty few & far between these days but I'm going to get a temporary runaround and keep my eyes on the market for a low-mileage one. At least that's the plan. Glutton for punishment!
Onwards!
Quite a lot of stickers sent out recently!
If anyone's asked but hasn't received - please give me a nudge:
chris@dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk
Just a couple left of this batch ... shout if you'd like one ... then maybe time for a redesign?
Perhaps a design competition?
I still have a bundle of stickers for anyone who wants them.
That includes replacements for any originals that might have been ... relocated
@cliffo - you still at the same address? - happy to fire you one over
@kenbw2 the range of reactions to waving at other vans is hilarious - from completely mystified to people hanging out the window looking for a high five!
Eek!
Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated!
Sorry folks - just been busy and took my eye off the ball a little
The downtime was due to an oversight [card details expired!] - sorry if that looked bad!
This does bring up some valid points though and here are some thoughts:
The software this forum is built on is old and I DO need to move it to a new platform.
Setting up a new forum is easy - migrating the existing content is a big [but important] task
This forum more than pays for itself with adverts [thanks for the suggestion of subs though scotchjoe]
So ... what to do:
I'll research a route out of our current forum into a new one - preferably onto a platform that has an existing migration path from our current system.
Ken has kindly emailed me separately about this - I'll consult with him on next steps and with his and the forum's permission, I'll add him as an admin of the site.
I'd also like to add a couple of moderators to the forum - just to help keep an eye on things and move topics to the correct forums etc - let me know below if you would like to volunteer.
Thanks for caring about this wee forum! We're nearly 8 years old, have almost 800 users and just about to hit 10k posts. On top of the great community - we also help 200-300 odd lurkers who pass through every day.
I totally agree that it's all worth protecting.
C
I lost the sticker! can't believe it, but its been missing for like a year, is there one more sticker available?
Absolutely!
Think we have about 10 left of the current batch - so if anyone else would like a free sticker - just shout.
Fire me over your name & address by email Unter and I'll get one off to you.
Looks like a fab spot! Sorted for 4G?
Lashed out a whole £6.50 on ebay, inc. delivery, to get new oil filter pliers. clamped it on, squeezed the handles and turned - the old filter turned straight away. No swearing, no straining. Should have done it years ago!
Sold! I've been put of servicing the van myself since the last time and this is why. Worth a punt at that.
Oopz!
Sorry Casper - took my eye off the ball there - no idea where the weeks are going at the moment!
Likely a temporary fault at the hosts at the time - hopefully OK since .. ?
As I remember Kenbw2 objected to your idea of forcing the Open in New Window for links ... so maybe you guys need to have a race or something to see who gets their way 
(on the van that is, i may be eccentric but not excessively eccentric.)
I've sent you two - just in case 
Thank you!i have to admit, this is one of the more pleasant vehicle forums i have joined over the years
Thanks John - we started off in Sept 2013 and I can honestly say I haven't had to moderate a single post.
Forums can be remarkably hostile places - especially in their treatment of "noobs" - and many of them, for my liking, have far too many rules.
We've definitely got a friendly bunch here - and yeah we go off topic! But it's meant to be a conversation, not a reference library.
Long may it continue!
Will get that sticker in the post to you today or tomorrow 
i would not mind a sticker if possible guys? got a feeling that this van and me will be together for a while, and thats pretty fine by me!
im just looking forward to when i can join the first meetup!
Absolutely John! Been really enjoying your extraordinary journey so far!
Sling me over your postal details to chris@dispatchexpertscudo.org.uk and I'll get a sticker or two over to you!
Cheers and welcome!
Sorry to report that the Michaelmass bluegrass festival has officially been cancelled.
Ah well spotted OAT - thanks for sharing.
A shame indeed - but something to look forward to for next year.
Maybe the May Folk Festival will happen too.
Hi all, I was so looking forward to going back in May and now it's almost June
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I just hope it's on again in September. I for one will be there and I think I know another 2 or 3 that may be there too.
I'm sure my awnings will have dried out by then
Aah Griff .. too right .. shame the May Folk Festival came a cropper but fingers crossed for the Bluegrasss again in September. Such a great weekend.
This year's provisional dates: 25th-27th September.
Welcome!
I've only ever had the steel rims on mine so I'm afraid I can't help on that front - someone will be along soon with some ideas no doubt!
As for pics - below where you're typing your post you should see a link called Uploads.
You can upload pics there then click on Insert [to add the full size photo] or Insert Thumbnail [for a wee version]
Shout if any problems 